HEY!

April 10, 2014 | 06:57 PM | 108,759 notes

egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

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April 10, 2014 | 06:57 PM | 94,348 notes

beyoncevevo:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

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April 02, 2014 | 03:00 AM | 682,393 notes

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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April 02, 2014 | 02:59 AM | 117,839 notes

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March 30, 2014 | 08:34 PM | 416,165 notes

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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March 30, 2014 | 12:33 PM | 403,135 notes

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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March 30, 2014 | 12:32 PM | 126,017 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

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March 30, 2014 | 12:32 PM | 67,464 notes

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March 28, 2014 | 04:25 AM | 552,904 notes

th3worldonfir3:

goatkult:

bless
this
post

this one goes out to you, amanda

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March 27, 2014 | 05:03 AM | 104,687 notes
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